10 SIMPLE STEPS ON HOW TO BE A: JETSETTER, SOCIALITE, “IT” GUY/GIRL & PARTYGOER
Introduction:
You may be asking yourself “what in the world is a jetsetter or socialite?”
First of all, a jetsetter is a person who spends their life going from city to city worldwide to satisfy their every need and live a very luxurious life.
Second of all, a socialite is a different version of a jetsetter but spends most of their life entertaining people and attending social events.
Examples of Jetsetters and Socialites:
1. Fabian Basabe
2. Paris Hilton
3. Brittny Gastineau
4. Carrie Bradshaw from “Sex & The City”
5. Tara Reid
6. Alex Quinn
Steps:
1. Have the best clothes. (Be a trendsetter).
2. You’ve got to love attention. (How else would you entertain others?)
3. Always be happy and energetic.
4. Only eat either fast food or fabulous food. (Greasy chips or perfect crab cakes, cheesy junk or expensive cheese, cotton candy or caviar.)
5. Never wake up before ten and never go to bed before three. (Normal hours are for normal people. Being normal is boring. I'm yawning.)
6. Dance like no one is watching.
7. Be confidante with everything you do or say.
8. Socialize every time you can.
9. Be mean to people. (The truth always hurts)
10. Walk into a room like you own it.
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Introduction:
I love your introduction. I think you should have examples as to what a jetsetter or socialite do and act, and how they got to what they are.
Steps:
Your steps are so funny. They are so unrealistic but yet very funny.You should have examples of how these trend setters act upon these steps. Overall, you did a magnificent, creative job.
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