Monday, March 19, 2007

Gaston's Song

My song requires some explaination. So last Friday, when the class went to the boat channel I was attacked by a Bat Ray. This of course happened after the whole class had already gone back to class. Jason and Dan saw the terrible ordeal and can explain it. This song is about the attack and the Bat Ray.

I was walking along the Bay

Watching the birds laugh and play

Then to my dismay

I was attacked by a Bat Ray

It looked at me with burning eyes

Dragged me deeper into muck

It must have thought my end was nigh

This beast was huge as a buck

It sucked off my shoe

I liked that shoe so I went kung fu

I kicked and I punched the damn ray

Right then it wanted to fly away

It opened its jaws

And I pulled my shoe from its maw

I was not done

With this animal of the ocean

I stomped and I ripped

The thing made a shriek

As it came close to the crypt

The thing then fell weak

It dragged me so far out

That I had to be helped

By Indiana Vavra

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